Sign up for my newsletter

Unsubscribe

Thailand


Reports

Running Riot in Bangkok

Arriving in Bangkok to find thousands of backpackers crammed into Khao San Road, I’m soon bursting on strong beer in the company of “ladyboys” and the full cross-section of budget travellers. Accidently holding up the King’s motorcade, I visit a Vagina Circus, Buddhist temples and every shopper’s heaven before catching the night train for Chiang Mai and a pyromaniac’s festival of flying lanterns.

read report

Phuk’et in Package Tourist Hell

One night you’re out disco bowling in Laos, the next you’re on a night bus to Bangkok, and the next you’re in package tour hell. Mix in ladyboy hookers, obnoxious rednecks, rip-off superstores, sticky, misbehaving weather and locals taking advantage of a tragedy. However you pronounce Phuket, it all spells the same thing - a place I really did not want to be for very long.

read report

Northern Thailand and the Slowboat Down the Mekong

A knockout Thai kickboxing match precedes a jungle expedition to reiki an elephant, ride an ox, unnerve Hill Tribes and suffer temple fatigue. Crossing the border into Laos, I embark on one of Asia’s grand adventures, spending two days on an ass-numbing slow boat, fighting rats, opium, blackouts, and the sweet lullabye of a pig slaughter. As always, the magic of travel makes it all worthwhile.

read report

Eat, Sleep, Play

Thailand is a budget traveler’s dream; cheap food, cheap transport, cheap hotels, cheap booze, cheap massages, and with all these drunk Brits from Essex about, cheap sex (although you’ll hate yourself in the morning). read more

Finish the Sentence

read all in Thailand


Marc (ENG)
I am inspired by: Something clever and witty, but I just don't have it in me at the moment
I regret: That not one member of my family or friends knows where I am at the moment
Today I am grateful for: Being in a city with plenty of women that want to shag me (at a price, mind you)

Valerie (SWISS)
I am inspired by: Creating
I regret: Smoking
Today I am grateful for: Being on holiday

Jean-Baptiste (SWISS)
I am inspired by: Enjoying life
I regret: Only having two weeks for holiday
Today I am grateful for: Being with my girlfriend


Robbie (AUS)
I am inspired by: Drugs and alcohol
I regret: Not spending more time with my dad
Today I am grateful for: Cheap labour

Zack (USA)
I am inspired by: Great people
I regret: Shagging that moose
Today I am grateful for: Being in Thailand

Drew (AUS)
I am inspired by: Myself
I regret: Not pushing for the truth from my Dad sooner
Today I am grateful for: Being able to get braindeaded whenever I want


Gonzo Gallery in Thailand

view full gallery

Search Modern Gonzo