Legends on the Trail
“The West Coast Trail (WCT) is an internationally renowned 75km (47 mile) historic route along sandstone cliffs, waterfalls caves, sea arches, sea stacks and beaches that compose the stunning coastline of western Vancouver Island.”
- Pacific Rim National Park Hiker Preparation Guide
“The West Coast Trail is not for pussies.”
- Modern Gonzo
A short note from Chuck Norris:
My name is Chuck Norris. You may remember Chuck Norris from classic kick-ass 80’s movies, An Eye for an Eye, or Breaker Breaker. Chuck Norris’s friends call him Texas, but you’re not my friend, so you can call me Mr. Norris. There are a lot of rumours out there about Chuck Norris, and they are all true. For example:
1. Chuck Norris does not read books, he just stares down the pages until he gets the information he needs.
2. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
5. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain
6. Chuck Norris sells his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull
7. Chuck Norris writes about himself in the third person.
This is a true story about seven men, M-E-N, who challenged themselves, their fear, their limits, by embarking on a brutal adventure worthy of my attention. On the West Coast Trail, there is no relief. There is only pain. And I know all there is to know about pain. I am Chuck Norris. There are three primary forms of wildlife on the West Coast Trail. Bears, Wolves, and Cougars. Like me, these animals don’t hunt, they kill. Chuck Norris endorses the West Coast Trail, and these brave men who challenged it. Their names are Jazza, Andrew, Chris, Baron, Esrock, James, and Legend of Kyle. That’s all I’m going to say. Except for one last thing. Pay attention. Chuck Norris does not go walking. Chuck Norris hikes the West Coast Trail.
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