Tukie the Tucan and Rumba the Macaw check the books at the Orinoco Lodge deep in the jungle. Here we had one night of civilization, although the theory is that Red Army Karl was heavy on the rum, we all contracted jungle fever, and for some reason our memory of that one night is fuzzy. We 100% did swim with pink dolphins though. And there was a giant tapir stalking the girls. I heard it.