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Straw-berry
We went to this one bar that promised "three for one" drinks, a capoeira demonstration, and a carnival. Then we got there, and everything they promised was a lie, just to lure in the idiots like ourselves. Further, their cocktails sucked so it was left to me to quickly finish them off so we could hurry off to the next club. The cocktails sucked four times over, so I treated them as such. The hat appeared out of nowhere.