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MODERN GONZO IN VENEZUELA
An intense week of jungle fever finds me swimming with dolphins in shark infested waters, canyoneering, fishing piranhas, and discovering the mysterious Peple of the Canoe, all the while making sense of Hugo Chavez, the Orinoco Delta, Scandinavian birds, missionaries, and the most bloodthirsty mosquitoes I've yet encountered. Say a prayer, the Gonzo doesn't come any thicker than this.
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