Sign up for my newsletter

Unsubscribe

Jump on Board

Jump on Board

As much as I’d love to sell your email address to some spam agency based in Lower Hell, this section is strictly to allow me to email you when I post new reports, galleries, and news. Well over a thousand of life’s most inspired people received regular emails reading something like this:

MODERN GONZO IN VENEZUELA

An intense week of jungle fever finds me swimming with dolphins in shark infested waters, canyoneering, fishing piranhas, and discovering the mysterious Peple of the Canoe, all the while making sense of Hugo Chavez, the Orinoco Delta, Scandinavian birds, missionaries, and the most bloodthirsty mosquitoes I’ve yet encountered. Say a prayer, the Gonzo doesn’t come any thicker than this.


Click here for the full report, photos, faces and reviews of this week in WhereverthehellIam.

I invite you to jump on board and join my mailing list, the web’s most dynamic, ubiquitous community, according to a terrible marketing handbook that I hollowed out and once used to smuggle rare green chillies out of Swaziland. You could keep checking back on the site for updates, but if you can’t trust yourself to lay off the sauce…

Enter your e-mail:

Unsubscribe

Alternatively, you can email me directly at robin@moderngonzo.com



Search Modern Gonzo

Latest Reports

  • Facing a Bone Crusher on Prince Edward Island

    Lobsters are like prehistoric aliens with giant claws capable of crushing a man’s gonads to dust. They’re also delicious, which is why I set out one morning to pull in 300 lobster traps and stand knee deep in fish guts.

  • Flying Doctors and the Migration of the Wildebeest

    This week in East Africa, I discover two sides to a coin. The luxury, beauty and exotic wildlife of the ultimate safari, complete with butlers, five-star tents, and the migration of the wildebeest. In Nairobi, a different story, as I take to the air with the Flying Doctors, participating in a medical evacuation, and seeing the human cost of violence. This is Africa, and there is nowhere else like it.

  • Heat, Dust and Dirt Bikes in Egypt

    The traffic, chaos and 3000 years of bureaucracy take their toll, but I manage to Belly Dance over the Nile anyway. After clocking in at the pyramids, it’s off to the Sinai to rock the desert by ATV, dirt bike and dune buggy. Egypt has stayed much the same since my last visit 16 years ago. I haven’t.